Monday, September 27, 2010

Daddy Diaries Vol I

So this weekend with mom in town we set out to do some shopping for work clothes to fit me. I am growing faster than I anticipated and my pants no longer fit. Heath joined us for some shopping and this is the conversation we had in the maternity department in Macy's

Heath: What the hell is this? (Picking up a pair of maternity pants)
Me: Um, they're pants...
H: What's this in the top? (Stretching out the band)
Me: It's the band...
H: What does it do?
Me: It stretches over your belly...
H: But it doesn't have a zipper. How do you get them on?
Me: You pull them on and they stretch over your belly and the band holds them up.
H: Why don't they make men's pants like these?!?