Thursday, March 31, 2011

Eviction Notice

EVICTION NOTICE
Date: April 1, 2011

To: Mr. Landon Dean Fordham

To the above tenant in possession of below described premises:

I am issuing 13 day notice for EVICTION. You will have 13 days in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.

You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

After 13 days from this day that you don't comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.

Thank you for your cooperation

Love,
Mommy

5 comments:

Ashlie said...

13 days!!!! Your being might lenient. I give him 8 at the most;)

Ashlie said...

*mighty

Brittani said...

I was trying to give him a chance to come out on his own...

Lara D. said...

So funny! I hope he gets the message!

Dena said...

Landon's eviction notice is sooo adorable - I read it to my daughter Tessa (she is expecting her 2nd in October) and we were both laughing so hard. Since there are no pics yet I figure you may be: still waiting, recovering from the event of childbirth (haha - note the word event) or your little bundle of joy has you busier than you ever thought. Hope all is going well whichever circumstance is going on.

P.S. Love Landon's nursery - you did a wonderful job and I especially love the quote over his bed - just beautiful!